Divine Torture ain't nuthin ta fuck wit
Divine Torture is a band a long time in the making. Since the beginning of time long. Since before dinosaurs were terrorizing other lil dinosaurs, We were there watching it all go down. We were the reason they went extinct actually. It was time to bring terror on a new species' ear holes. That's when we created man & took these hideous forms that you see us in as of now: Long hair swinging, ass scratching, lice infested, ragged clothes wearing "Metal Heads". That's right, WE were the ones who gave birth to not only a genre, but a lifestyle. With influences that range from the sound of skulls cracking as they kiss concrete to the bloody screams of angels getting picked out of the sky by troubled teenagers with rubber band guns wishing they were the reincarnation of Hitler, all the way to the visions a prepubecent boy being bent over a sheep with his under-roos hanging round his ankles waiting for the inbred farmer to pick which hole he will stick to the vision of Osama Bin Ladin's beard. Some would like to call Us troubled when in reality We're the furthest thing from it.
Divine Torture takes no sides when determining right or wrong. We are both wrong & right, but never wrong. We don't choose sides. We are pro & anti on everthing. From religion to terrorism, We are what gives all life. And you, you have no choice but to agree with Us, to like listen to & like Us. To love Us with all that is left of your blackened beat boxes you call hearts.
And if you have yet to be offended by anything you have read or heard come Us, then We have not yet done the job We have come here to do.